Dumpster trash in a semi-remote location, no recycling option apparent. Too lazy to take my trash contributions (recycling-eligible trash) home for proper recycling.

The addition of just one more plastic straw or paper receipt could bring this precariously-crafted trash colossus crashing to the floor. Thankfully, facilities management chose to install an overflow ledge. #blessed

#whitetrash #trash #trump

Friends’s cocktail trash from his impromptu cocktail party. Mint leaves and lemon peel. Photo evidence indicates he was the only attendee at this sad, lonely party.

The plastic-wrapped plastic forks are not new to Whole Foods in this post-acquisition era, but still they exude that same old grassroots aesthetic that we all know and love.

I installed cat nail caps (good gift from a friend) to dumb down his trashing powers and decrease his rate of furniture trashing. Cat sheds these at a rate of appx. 0.9 caps/week. No animal was harmed for this post.

Cardboard trash castle. Home of the Troll of Trashiness.

Jajaja meow